What to do with a bored cat.....

Give a cat a box filled with crinkly paper and he'll be occupied for hours.

Aha! I gotcha now you villain! Thought you were so smart there, didn't ya, but I got you know! Feel the claws of fury! I shall sink my razor sharp fangs into you!

Uh....Charlie....that's your tail. Your tail. Your tail. Yeah..........