Letter To My Best Friend's Boyfriend...........

Well hello sir, I hear you're interested,
in getting to know my friend better.
Before you dive into this thing,
do me the favor of reading this letter.

Oh, If you break her heart,well then I'll break your bones,
if you make her cry, I'll make you cry too!
If you do her wrong, boy, you sure is gonna regret it,
So I suggest that you don't be untrue!

Well, sir, you say that that sounds like a threat,
Ya better believe it is, buster.
Oh, I just thought that you should know,
before you do something that you will regret.

Cause, if you break her heart, well then I'll break your bones,
if you make her cry, I'll make you cry too!
If you do her wrong, boy, you sure is gonna regret it,
So I suggest that you don't be untrue.

(yes I was bored when I wrote this, and yes, it's random, but then, that's me. I'm wierd like that!) :)