You're a cat....not a dog!

My cat thinks he's a dog. Really! He chases his tail....which is an activity that dogs love to partake in. He drinks out of the toilet, the doggies wonderful, never failing, water bowl. He digs in the trashcan and knocks it over. He goes running over to trash cans to sniff all around them. And he goes walking with us! We go out for a walk almost every school morning, and he follows us.....today, he followed us the whole walk! He skulks behind us, over to the side of the road in the bushes most of the time. Sometimes he runs between us, sometimes he takes the lead. And he seems to find it the most pleasure he's had since the last walk. It's so funny! He thinks he's a dog.....really. My cat's psychotic!!!!! Wait....I guess that's why he's mine. "Charlie, you're a cat! You are not a dog! Charlemagne.....you have issues!"

I love my psychotic, crazy, dorky, outdoors loving, cat who thinks he's a dog!